I have a quiz today that starts at 4:10pm. I was still at my house at
3:35. I was so worried. I ran out of my house and then I got on the
subway, dying of the stress. Then the stupid train got delayed. I
arrived at the door of the classroom, after sprinting wildly from the
subway station, just to find a white piece of paper taped to the door.

Class was cancelled.

Woah.